I'M ADDICTED TO 'YES' AND ALLERGIC TO 'NO'...(KNOW THYSELF)... This is the story of a...Mother...(more than rainbows) A dancer...(sometimes stripper) Actor...(under appreciated) Lover...(it's all we need) Fighter...(if you saw things like me, we'd get along better) Friend...(man's best) A Scurvy Elephant...(Disruptive Element) A Dreamer...(but I'M not the only one) I'M A SEEKER OF TRUTH ~NAMASTE~
HERE'S THE SKINNY...PLAYBOY YOU SIGN A 3 YR CONTRACT, AND EVERYTHING YOU DO MUST BE APPROVED BY THEM! THEY USUALLY ONLY PRINT "GIRLS" FOR CENTERFOLD...(18-22). PENTHOUSE ON THE OTHER HAND...(WHEN IT STILL CARRIED SOME WEIGHT, REMEMBER TO BE A CENTERFOLD YOU COULDN'T BE A PORNSTAR, YOU COULD GET A PICTORIAL IN THE MAG, BUT NOT EVER BE A CENTERFOLD)THEY MAKE YOU SIGN NO CONTRACT, AND THEY USUALLY WOULD ONLY PRINT "WOMEN" FOR CENTERFOLD...(23-27). HAVING SAID ALL THAT...IVE ALWAYS PREFERRED PENTHOUSE TO PLAYBOY, BUT THAT WAS THEN (WHEN KATHY KEATON, BOBS WIFE WAS ALIVE AN RUNNING THE MAG). AFTER HER DEATH, THE MAG STARTED GOING DOWN HILL. PLAYBOY NEVER PRINTS ANY PICTURE IN THEIR MAG THAT HASN'T BEEN PHOTO SHOPPED, AND PENTHOUSE USED TO PRINT EVERY PHOTO W/ OR W/OUT PHOTO SHOPPING IT. (MY CENTERFOLD FOR PENTHOUSE I HAVE A COUPLE BRUISES ON MY KNEES FROM FEATURE DANCING IN HAWAII JUST BEFORE I SHOOT)! FOR THE RECORD, I'M 1 OF ONLY 4 "GIRLS/WOMEN"... TO DO BOTH CENTERFOLDS!
This brings up an interesting question.
ReplyDeletePlayboy Bunny or Penthouse Pet? It's an existential question for centerfolds. Not many women face this dilemma.
HERE'S THE SKINNY...PLAYBOY YOU SIGN A 3 YR CONTRACT, AND EVERYTHING YOU DO MUST BE APPROVED BY THEM! THEY USUALLY ONLY PRINT "GIRLS" FOR CENTERFOLD...(18-22). PENTHOUSE ON THE OTHER HAND...(WHEN IT STILL CARRIED SOME WEIGHT, REMEMBER TO BE A CENTERFOLD YOU COULDN'T BE A PORNSTAR, YOU COULD GET A PICTORIAL IN THE MAG, BUT NOT EVER BE A CENTERFOLD)THEY MAKE YOU SIGN NO CONTRACT, AND THEY USUALLY WOULD ONLY PRINT "WOMEN" FOR CENTERFOLD...(23-27). HAVING SAID ALL THAT...IVE ALWAYS PREFERRED PENTHOUSE TO PLAYBOY, BUT THAT WAS THEN (WHEN KATHY KEATON, BOBS WIFE WAS ALIVE AN RUNNING THE MAG). AFTER HER DEATH, THE MAG STARTED GOING DOWN HILL. PLAYBOY NEVER PRINTS ANY PICTURE IN THEIR MAG THAT HASN'T BEEN PHOTO SHOPPED, AND PENTHOUSE USED TO PRINT EVERY PHOTO W/ OR W/OUT PHOTO SHOPPING IT. (MY CENTERFOLD FOR PENTHOUSE I HAVE A COUPLE BRUISES ON MY KNEES FROM FEATURE DANCING IN HAWAII JUST BEFORE I SHOOT)! FOR THE RECORD, I'M 1 OF ONLY 4 "GIRLS/WOMEN"... TO DO BOTH CENTERFOLDS!
ReplyDeletePlayboy seamlessly transitioned from airbrushing to Photoshop. Whereas Penthouse was the master of soft focus.
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